HOPSLAM– An 8-2 win over Sasquatch Saturday night left Hopslam feeling confident that it could supplant an obscure Canadian super hero team known as Alpha Flight. “Who?” said pretty much everybody except for die-hard comic book fans in the 1980s, particularly…
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Updates specific to Ashley’s Hopslam team
Cleveland Rocks Hopslam
ANN ARBOR– In a game described as “crappy,” Ashley’s Hopslam was dumped on by the Cleveland Steamers 0-4 Tuesday night, giving the team it’s first losing season in recent memory. Shawn Lopez was solid in goal, but could not hold…
Weekend at Ashley’s
RUINATION– Contemporary pop band Five For Fighting (including lead singer Matt Schaefer, David Branch on guitar, John Vella on drums, Al Johnson on bass, and Dave Winn on bongos) faced down Thompson’s Pizza, falling 0-9 Saturday, leaving the group to…
Brock Renounces All You Can Eat Restaurants
RALEIGH– Golden Corral CEO Ted M. Fowler, Jr., speaking from his corporate office in North Carolina, expressed concern Tuesday night following Hopslam’s 1-1 tie with the Ice Men, when rumor spread that Bob Brock announced that he would no longer frequent…
Ashley’s Weekend Round-Up
HOPSLAM– Bob Brock scored his first goal of the season in a 6-0 win over St. Anky Beer Saturday night, noting that goaltender Brittany Zeches was stellar in her shoutout of the team, and that he is currently paying about…
Detective Thriller Leads to Tie
MEAN STREETS– Hard-boiled private detective Mark Woods immediately recognized something was amiss as Ashley’s Hopslam faced a turbo-charged Cubs AC. “Something ain’t right, see,” growled Woods. A note with the letterhead of the Ann Arbor Ice Cube was carefully slid under…
Winning Weekend
HOPSLAM– Scott Coates gloated as Hopslam raced past Gates 7-2 Saturday night, scoring 3 goals and an assist, including a short-handed goal. Coates made a “painting” motion with each goal, claiming to “add another Coates.” He later claimed that hand…