ANN ARBOR–How does the saying go– his cup overfloweth? Presumably with goals and victories? In the curious case of Ricky Winowiecki, one can only conclude that the the cup merely floweth, good for three goals, a win, and a tie.…
Category: Hopslam
Updates specific to Ashley’s Hopslam team
Price Is Right, Frees Hostage Skates
LIVONIA–After 444 tense minutes, Ashley’s Hopslam was able to successfully negotiate the release of skates belonging to Michael Leighton and Bob Brock, just hours before their scheduled game with the Ice Men Saturday night. “Thanks to Jeff (Price), we were…
Grizzly Witt Tames Cubs
ANN ARBOR–From the misty mountains far to the West came a man– a mountain man– who would tame the frozen waters of the Great Lakes. Gary “Grizzly” Witt dropped in two goals in a stunning comeback victory as Hopslam defeated…
Feezel Heads to Busch Leagues
ANN ARBOR–In the waning moments of Hopslam’s improbable 5-6 collapse Wednesday evening to rival Yaks, the finality of it all sunk in for forward Even Feezel, who found himself overcome with emotion. “Aaaaugh!” he cried, emotionally distraught. “It hurts!” Indeed,…
Brock Visibly Ages Following Suspension
ANN ARBOR–Forward Bob Brock has fallen upon hard times–quickly. No sooner did the league announce his suspension following an altercation in Hopslam’s 3-2 win over Cubs AC Wednesday night than Brock was found with not much more than tattered rags…
Blame It On Tuttle
ANN ARBOR–Desperate for answers following Hopslam’s 0-3 loss Sunday night to Bearshark, the team has created a fictional skater upon whom they’ve heaped the blame for the game and all mistakes made throughout the season. The unfortunate goat: Captain Tuttle.…
Woodsy Dooby Doo… Where Are You?
ANN ARBOR–Under foggy conditions not unlike Grand Banks off the island of Newfoundland or in every episode of Scooby Doo, Hopslam dismantled the Yak-a-topes 9-1 Wednesday evening on the frozen banks of Lake Choppyvarsity. Despite the weather conditions, Andrew Thompson…