ANN ARBOR– The 0-5 loss to the Leafs Wednesday night was a bitter pill for Ashley’s Aventinus to swallow, but forward Ken Coleman took it in stride. When asked what his secret to handling situations with such aplomb, Coleman revealed…
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Updates specific to Ashley’s Aventinus team
Movie Makes Writing Fun
REDFORD– The drudgery and pressure to attempt writing a humorous article on a game three days past was considerably lightened with the airing of the animated hit movie “How to Train Your Dragon” on FX late Friday night. “I don’t…
Price Paid Twice, Nice
ANN ARBOR– Winger Jeff Price scored two goals against the Goaldiggers Sunday to secure a 5-2 victory for Ashley’s Aventinus. Both shots were the result of break-away opportunities. “I was like… okay,” said a surprised and opportunistic Price. Aventinus scored…
Pending Concert Curtailing Comedy
PINE KNOB–DTE Energy Center will host alternative rock band Kings of Leon Friday night, preventing staff writer Mark Woods from writing hilarious articles regarding America’s favorite beer league teams, according to Mark Woods. “Yeah, I have to head out to…
Loss Makes Monday Harder to Face
ANN ARBOR– Sources close to Ashley’s Aventinus stated that teammates admitted to each other that the forthcoming week looked “longer” following their 1-6 loss to Yaks 2 Sunday night. “It’s common currency,” stated team psychologist Don Shrinkmahead. “Winning provides endorphins…
Heidelberg at Their Wurst
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Aventinus was stunned to receive the news that the Heidelberg Restaurant, located at 215 N. Main Street in Ann Arbor, Michigan has allegedly banned the team from the establishment following Ashley’s 2-1 win Wednesday night. Said Heidelberg’s…
Groin Pains Covered by Leafs
ANN ARBOR– Faced with a season-ending groin injury, Bob Brock was not on hand to help Aventinus as they suffered their second shut-out loss of the Summer season, falling to the Leafs 0-4 Sunday night. “They had us covered all night,”…