ANN ARBOR– Aventinus defeated North Coast 6-1 early Thursday. Scott Bray had three goals and an assist. Amy Senne added her second goal in two games, and Jeff Meden and Ginny Klinesteker each had a goal and an assist. Nate…
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Updates specific to Ashley’s Aventinus team
Defenseman Enjoys Hallmark Channel
REDFORD–In lieu of playing in Aventinus’s 3-6 loss Sunday night to Mott FK, defenseman Mark Woods stayed home, opting to watch Hallmark Channel Christmas Specials. “They’re playing Karroll’s Christmas,” said Woods as of press time. According to the Hallmark Channel,…
Goal-gate! Perry Scored, Not Klinesteker!
ANN ARBOR– Contract negotiations took a strange turn when the league office in Toronto announced Thursday that Jen Perry scored the second goal in Aventinus’s 3-2 win Wednesday night versus the Yaks. “I got the assist,” admitted Ginny Klinesteker. When…
Star Forward Yaks About Contract Talks
ANN ARBOR– Ginny “Colonel Klink” Klinesteker improved her contract negotiations bid Wednesday night with her sixth goal of the season as Aventinus took down rival Yaks 3-2. When asked by reporters about the contract offers, she simply replied, “We (Canadian…
Coleman: Sibling Rivalry Heats Up
ANN ARBOR– Amid the ashes of the 6-2 torching of the Goaldiggers at the hands of Ashley’s Aventinus, a smoldering sibling rivalry bubbled to the surface as Ron and Daryl Coleman compete for goals and assists. “Daryl always gets the…
Sebelius Hired as Scapegoat for ‘Tinus Ties?
WASHINGTON– Ashley’s officials announced late Wednesday following Aventinus’s third tie in four games that embattled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius has been hired in as the new team manager, working for the last several weeks while moonlighting on…
Good Bad Ugly Tie with Leafs
ANDALUCIA– Tom “Blondie” Colis, sometimes known as the Man with No Name Other Than Tom, was quick on the draw, good for the assist, and kept the Leafs in line with his soft-spoken brand of cowboy justice as Aventinus came back…