ANN ARBOR– Forward Dave Ferguson was a healthy scratch for Wednesday’s 1-4 Aventinus loss to Goon Squad, noting that he was “lucky it’s not much more.” Initial reports claimed an accident involving a gravel truck. “Despite my sedan being tossed…
Category: Aventinus
Updates specific to Ashley’s Aventinus team
Colwell Vows to Dismantle Aventinus, Coleman
ANN ARBOR– Following the 5-2 Aventinus win over the Flyers Sunday night, league director Abe Colwell, skating in disguise as winger Guy N. Cognito, announced that he now has enough evidence to “bring Aventinus down.” “Daryl Coleman has been sandbagging…
Meowth Found on Ice, Caught
ANN ARBOR– Despite suffering a 1-4 loss to the Yaks D2, Sunday night, defenseman Mark Woods noted that the evening was not a total loss after locating and capturing Meowth, a character featured in the Pokemon Go app. “It was…
Coleman Spins Yarn, Dispenses Wisdom, Bemusement
ANN ARBOR– Ken Coleman sat back in his post-game rocking chair and provided homespun tales of hockey glory past Wednesday night following the 4-1 win for Aventinus. “He has a real knack for saying just the right thing at just…
Ashley’s Clothing Store Offers Ties
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Clothing Store announced early Thursday that it now offers a new clothing option– ties! “We’re happy to announce that we have all the ties you need,” said haberdasher Mark Woods. The 5-5 collection features ties from Ruination…
Okray Enjoys Sociopolitical Posturing
DETROIT–Goaltender Matt Okray sat silently bemused in the Olympia Room following Miller-Canfield White’s 14-18 loss to Miller-Canfield Navy Thursday night at Joe Louis Arena as he watched while several teammates jockeyed for social dominance. Following opening statements wherein each player…
Weight of Championship Bearing Down
ANN ARBOR– Success can come at a hefty price, and the pressures to maintain that success increases steadily. This was evident in the locker room following Aventinus’s 4-0 win over the Goaldiggers Wednesday night. “It’s getting really hard,” said winger…