ANN ARBOR–Hopslam players were mildly stunned Wednesday following their 3-0 win over the Goal Diggers to discover that other beer league teams offer Gatorade as part of their post-game drink menu. The discovery was made around 1130pm when forward Ginny Klinesteker…
Category: Aventinus
Updates specific to Ashley’s Aventinus team
Aventinus Turns Over Same Old Leafs
ANN ARBOR–Same teams. Different season. Same results. Ashley’s Aventinus battled defending champions to a 3-3 tie Wednesday night to remain at .500 for the Summer session. “We were down two early,” reported forward Amy Senne. “It was one to three… no,…
Period? More Like Exclamation Point!
ANN ARBOR–Aventinus lost Sunday night 1-2 to Cubs despite outplaying the team. Ashley’s owned the second period despite three penalties from Jen Perry, Becca Koke, and Joe Crossno. The team fought off a 5-on-3 and scored minutes later on a…
Bray Heir Apparent, Foster Kids Hopes Dashed
ANN ARBOR–Advice to doctors and hockey players waiting for time in the spotlight: don’t lose patience. Bray, along with centers Justin Baier and Chris Sutton each scored a goal to beat Mott Foster Kids 3-2 Wednesday evening on Stadium Ice.…
Team Relieved Sutton Didn’t Score Four
ANN ARBOR–The team drew a collected sigh of relief Sunday night after it was determined that Steven Golombisky scored the fourth goal in Aventinus’s 4-0 shut-out of the Yak-o-topes. “I was worried for a minute,” said defenseman Dave Ferguson. Center…
Ashleysburg Address Heals League
ANN ARBOR–Following the bloody battle Wednesday evening, League Director Abraham “Lincoln” Colwell addressed an audience there to commemorate the great battle of Ashleysburg, ending with a Hopslam 9-2 victory over the Aventinus troops. “Four scores and seven or so other…
Leafs Can’t Handle the Tooth!
ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Aventinus may have lost the championship game last Wednesday, but they managed to keep what counts: their teeth. And, that’s more than can be said for Leaf winger Jon Hyde, who took a header into the boards with…