ANN ARBOR– In a true total team effort, Ashley’s Aventinus held star D2 skater Cody Travis without a goal in their semi-final match-up Sunday night. “Try as he might, there was no way he was scoring a goal,” said a…
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Updates specific to Ashley’s Aventinus team
Strange Exchange at Pop Concert
PINE KNOB– A brief and awkward exchange took place Saturday night between teammates Nick Lamb and Ginny Klinesteker, prompting standers-by to remark on the event, just one day before Aventinus’s thrilling shootout victory (3-2). The event took place at DTE…
Alternate Universe Mark Woods Yells to Victory
ANN ARBOR– Characterized by his alternate universe goatee, evil Mark Woods reportedly appeared in this universe while good Mark Woods was simultaneously transported to the alternate (re: evil) universe. With the only noticeable difference being the extra yelling, teammates could only…
Sutton Busts In Vegas
LAS VEGAS– Goaltender Chris Sutton was dealt back to Aventinus after a blockbuster trade involving two future D2 picks, and a puck-shaped beer cooler after officials for the Las Vegas Ramblin’ Gamblers of the Booking & Hooking League (BHL) said…
Memory Lane Strolled
ANN ARBOR– The ghost of championships past swirled in the locker room upon seeing winger John Hwang’s championship softball t-shirt commemorating his team’s 2014 Summer campaign, following Aventinus’s 2-1 comeback win Wednesday night. “I won a softball championship playing Intramural…
Hip Hop Roots Revealed
OSCODA– Once the ice shavings settled, Aventinus found itself handed its third straight loss, falling 1-3 to North Coast. Scott Bray had the lone goal, with assists from Les Withrow and defenseman Mark Woods. “We’re still looking for answers,” said…
WT Killer Bees Missing F in Name
ANN ARBOR– Following the 2-3 loss to the WT Killer Bees, Aventinus found themselves exasperated by WT Killer Bees, as Connor Gilligan easily sailed past everyone on route to scoring the game-winning goal. “Wednesday, Thursday, Friday!” exclaimed several players, abbreviating…