‘Tinus Tops Topes

ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Aventinus showed incredible patience Sunday night as they avenged a quarterfinal playoff loss dating back to last December to these very same Ice-o-Topes with a 2-1 victory that launches them into the Tier II championship. “Nicely done, guys”…

Black Ops Out of Championship Game, Again

ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Ruination dismantled a patchwork Black Ops team Saturday night 9-3 despite being what Ops winger Brandon Camper called “a bunch of (bleepy) (bleeps).” The phrase rhymes with “mushy passes,” which more accurately categorizes their play, as the Ops…

No Contentment for Old Men

ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Aventinus moved to the semi-final game after beating Bell’s Beer 3-2 Wednesday night on Varsity Rink, and one would think this would be cause for celebration. The team has its first winning season in years, and its second…

Pizza Party Ruined

ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Ruination moved passed Thompson’s Pizza 4-3 Tuesday night at Varsity Rink on the strength of a Jason Spence 1st period hattrick. Jon Molnar also added what turned out to be the game-winning goal, also the first period. “Score…

Rough Rough Rough, Dogs Nip Hopslam

ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Hopslam fell to the Ice Dogs in an overtime shootout Tuesday night on Olympic. Tied 1-1 with a 5-on-3 advantage, Hopslam could not convert in a third period marked by two late penalties for the Dogs. Nor could…

Nothing Funny About Losing to IceMen

ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Hopslam finished their season on a somewhat flat note, losing to the IceMen 2-6 Saturday, making it exceedingly difficult to write anything hilarious in the news report. “I’m pretty sure I was on the ice for all six…