Ruination Win? Totes McYotes!

ANN ARBOR– Concerning any doubt that Ruination defeated the Yotes C 6-3 Tuesday evening, according to the fact check organization Catfish Phillips Fact Check Organization & Stuff. “Totes McGotes! They really won,” said CEO Catherine Fisch-Phillips. “I thought Totes McGotes…

President Sleeps Through Ruination Tie

ANN ARBOR– Amidst a grueling travel schedule, President Joe Biden was caught dozing during Ruination’s 3-3 tie Tuesday evening with Bull Schlitz. “C’mon, man,” entreated the president. “I was at the COP26 just the other day, they have me coming…

Pocket-Sized Ricky Real Hit with the Ladies

ANN ARBOR– It’s well-documented that people tend to shrink a bit with age, but few (besides Lily Tomlin) have achieved what seems the impossible: shrinking down to mere inches. Philanthropist and defensive player Ricky Winowiecki has achieved just that. “I’m…