ANN ARBOR– General Manager Mark Woods took the sunny-side-of-the-street approach to Tuesday’s 1-4 loss against the Ice-o-Topes. “We improved each period,” said Woods. “Three more periods and we would have won.” Hopslam started the game with only seven skaters as…
Defenseman Wishes He Didn’t Listen to Pink Floyd After Loss
REDFORD– Defenseman Mark Woods told sources close to him that he wished he “hadn’t listened to Pink Floyd on the way home” following Aventinus’s 0-3 loss in the decisive Game 3 final versus St. Anky Beer Wednesday. “I’m totally bumming,”…
Loss Leads to Philosophy, Arts
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Ruination fell 1-5 to the Black Bears Tuesday night, prompting the inevitable question: how? “We’re a good team,” said Ricky Winowiecki, who scored the lone goal. “We just played badly.” Several players were quick to take responsibility…
Seating Arrangement Sparks Ruination Win
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Ruination fought back Monday night to tie the series at 1-1 against a tough Black Bears team dedicated to beating boys in red in a 6-4 thriller. “Please win” were the only words of encouragement needed from…
No. 31 Thinks Everyone Is Claude Lemieux
ANN ARBOR– Following the 5-4 OT shoot out (3-0) win for Ashley’s Aventinus, team members were surprised to find that No. 31 of St. Anky Beer (Kellen Marceau) pulled back his hand from each member of the team, refusing to…
Dubious Coaching Puts Ashley’s Back
ANN ARBOR– Poor coaching Saturday left Ashley’s Ruination in an 0-1 hole in the championship series with top-seeded Black Bears as the team gave up five in the third period to lose 4-7. “That one’s on me,” said coach and…