ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Hopslam notched its first win of the Spring season, beating St. Anky Beer 7-1 Tuesday to officially get “off the schneid.” Don Restauri scored two goals despite trade rumors swirling that he will be dealt to a…
Allegations of Illegal Coping Rocks Aventinus
ANN ARBOR– League officials have been investigating allegations of an illegal coping scandal, reported sources Sunday night following Aventinus’ 0-2 loss to Mott FK. The team was last shut out in Game 3 of the Winter 2014 finals April 16,…
Ruination Strikes Back
ANN ARBOR– Following Ruination’s 8-3 win over the Black Bears Saturday night, GM Mark Woods was asked to explain how the team manages to find success amid the chaos. With characteristic humility, Woods was quick to point out that “you…
No Star Wars Characters at Rink Leads to Disappointing Night
ANN ARBOR– Disappointment was etched clearly on the face of fan Ginny Klinesteker Saturday night upon discovering that a “Star Wars” theme night was not orchestrated by the Ann Arbor Ice Cube for the May 4th celebration that’s been dubbed…
Insult Comic Entertains Aventinus
ANN ARBOR– Insult comic Hack Masters regaled Aventinus Wednesday night with his usual brand of biting comedy following the team’s 4-3 win over Goon Squad. “Hey, you got three girls and eight guys. Where am I? Alaska?” quipped Masters. “I…
Text Messages Reveal Frenemies
ANN ARBOR– Teenage worlds can be an intricate web of complicated relationships where distinctions between those who are loved and hated blur. This complexity was most prominently featured late Tuesday night following Hopslam’s 2-6 loss to Bangtown. “Me and Chris…