Hopslam Off the Schneid

ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Hopslam notched its first win of the Spring season, beating St. Anky Beer 7-1 Tuesday to officially get “off the schneid.” Don Restauri scored two goals despite trade rumors swirling that he will be dealt to a…

Ruination Strikes Back

ANN ARBOR– Following Ruination’s 8-3 win over the Black Bears Saturday night, GM Mark Woods was asked to explain how the team manages to find success amid the chaos. With characteristic humility, Woods was quick to point out that “you…

Insult Comic Entertains Aventinus

ANN ARBOR– Insult comic Hack Masters regaled Aventinus Wednesday night with his usual brand of biting comedy following the team’s 4-3 win over Goon Squad. “Hey, you got three girls and eight guys. Where am I? Alaska?” quipped Masters. “I…

Text Messages Reveal Frenemies

ANN ARBOR– Teenage worlds can be an intricate web of complicated relationships where distinctions between those who are loved and hated blur. This complexity was most prominently featured late Tuesday night following Hopslam’s 2-6 loss to Bangtown. “Me and Chris…