Revealed! Woods Secret Op

ANN ARBOR– Special Ops Mark Woods’s cover was blown Tuesday night when he “accidentally” scored on goaltender Rusty Barron early in the first period in Ruination’s 3-9 loss to Black Ops. “Apparently, I had infiltrated the team, gained their trust,…

Coleman Takes Wing, Soars Past Leafs

ANN ARBOR– Ron Coleman scored two goals while pressed into duty as a winger Wednesday night en route to Ashley’s Aventinus beating arch-rival Leafs 5-3 in a game refs called “intense.” “I prefer playing defense,” said Coleman nervously before the…

Payeur Finds, Fights New Buddy

ANN ARBOR– The 6-4 win over Thompson’s Pizza Tuesday was bittersweet for Ashley’s Ruination. Racking up an impressive eleven penalties totaling 51 minutes, the team conceded any chance of the Lady Byng team award (for sportsmanship and playing excellence), but felt…

Force Missing, Ken-obi

TATOOINE– Following a another recent defeat for the rebels, the search for Jedi master Colemanwon Ken-obi began in earnest. “Where can he be?!” said an exasperated Luke Skywalker. Suffering its worst loss of the season, Ashley’s Aventinus was blanked 0-5…