Okray, Others Enjoy Refreshing Tourna-mint

ANN ARBOR– Captain Matt Okray, Tom Servias, and Mike Leighton had reportedly enjoyed a refreshing tourna-mint over the weekend in lieu of Hopslam’s regular season gum with the Cleveland Steamers Saturday. “They just leave a bad taste in my mouth,”…

Ruination: Brian Can Handle It

ANN ARBOR– In an incredible show of confidence, GM Mark Woods announced that forward Brian Lefevre, currently listed as the only player planning to skate in Saturday’s upcoming game against the Yaks, has “totally got this.” Said Woods: “He’s fast.…