ANN ARBOR- If you can’t take the team to Florida for Spring Break, what is a team to do? Ashley’s Ruination found themselves asking that very question following their 3-3 tie with the Cleveland Steamers Saturday night. The answer came…
Flu-ridden Johnston Scores, Yaks
ANN ARBOR– Mark Johnston fought of the effects of a cold and flu-like symptoms to score the game-winning goal as Aventinus rebounds from its loss to Goon Squad Sunday, beating the Yaks 4-2 Wednesday night. “I told him just to…
Barron Grouchy Over GM Decision
ANN ARBOR– “I hate playing Cubs,” stated goaltender Rusty Barron following Hopslam’s 6-3 win Tuesday night. “I never know what they’re doing.” Despite that, Barron had a solid game in net, stopping 97 of 100 shots for a a gaudy…
Toaster Strudel Transforms Day
ANN ARBOR– “Worst. Morning. Ever!” Words uttered by anyone feeling the sting of the 2-2 tie that left goaltender Paul Sholtis bruised and battered after some chippy moments with Ruination’s rival Black Bears Tuesday night. “Guy (Lafleur) came in hard on…
Johnston Head Cold Freezes Aventinus
ANN ARBOR– Helpless to defend himself because of a head cold and a lack of editorial decision-making power at the Ashley’s News desk, winger Mark Johnston was unfairly blamed for the 1-3 loss to Goon Squad 2 Sunday. “If was…
Search for Ruination Players Expanded to 25 Countries
ANN ARBOR– A roster that included nearly twenty players has been whittled down to eight following Ruination’s 1-2 loss to Black Ops Saturday, prompting the international community to expand their search for players globally. New information has recently come to…