ANN ARBOR– Concern filled the locker room early Wednesday morning following Ruination’s 6-5 comeback win over the Cleveland Steamers when researchers revealed a link to (among other items) late-night games and cancer. The report– revealed Tuesday morning– prompted several members…
Hopslam Advises Against Marriage
ANN ARBOR– After the initial shock and shame of the 1-5 loss to the Icemen set in, Hopslam teammates rebounded nicely with cold beer and cold hard facts on matrimony. “It’s a contract. They take you in the back and…
Aventinus Sweeps at the Oscars
HOLLYWOOD– The stars come out at night, especially when it’s for the Academy Awards, which had no lack of glitter and glamour Sunday night as Aventinus scored five of the awards, including two for veteran Mark Johnston for Best Supporting…
Hybrid Team Proves Goal-Efficient
ANN ARBOR– Proving that eco-friendly solutions really can make a difference, the hybrid model Ruination (known as the Hopslam-ination) managed a 6-3 win over Depot Town Stags Saturday night. John Vella had three goals and an assist, while Andrew Thompson…
Witt, Brock Join Writers’ Staff
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Hockey News Network increased its staff by 200 per cent and several hundreds of pounds (I’ll never tell) when Gary Witt and Bob Brock joined the writing staff Saturday night following Hopslam’s 5-4 win over the Yaks.…
Legend of Ken Coleman Grows
ANN ARBOR– Among the beer leagues across Southeast Michigan a name is whispered in reverance. One would think the likes of Gordie Howe, Steve Yzerman, or Nick Lidstrom might be that name mentioned with awe and respect. Instead, that name…