REDFORD– Bob Marley has been dead these past 32 years to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. This must be distinctly understood, or nothing wonderful can come of the story I am going to relate. Late in the…
Mother Nature Makes Brilliant Coaching Move
NORTHVILLE– In a move that can only be made by when the weather outside is frightful, Mother Nature boldly chose to bench defenseman Mark Woods in Saturday’s 5-4 win over the Black Bears, giving Ashley’s Ruination a 1-0 lead in…
Coach to Bench RC3
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Aventinus coach Mike Shanahanna-Montana came under fire Wednesday night, announcing that he “may very well opt to keep Ron Coleman on the bench for the remainder of the season” following the team’s 3-1 semi-final win over North…
Shoot Out Loss Under There…
ANN ARBOR– Following Hopslam’s 3-3 overtime shootout loss (0-1) to the Ice Dogs, crestfallen players were left looking for answers. “You should have scored three,” said defenseman Mike Leighton to defenseman Mark Woods. “I’ve never scored three goals in my…
Beer Championship Series Controversial
ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Ruination moved past the Depot Town Stags 6-3 Tuesday night to advance to the C-league Championship, which will include a best-of-three series for the first time in the league’s storied history. The series however, is not without controversy,…
Office Holiday Party Dreaded
ANN ARBOR– Despite the most convincing playoff win for the franchise, several Aventinus players expressed “dread, sheer dread” over the forthcoming “holiday party” hosted by executives and upper management. “It’s not one of my favorite things,” said defenseman Mark Woods,…