ANN ARBOR– In what can only be described as a “tough night,” Trend Millwork goaltender Jeff Phillion, brought up from the Tier I League, was brought down by Ashley’s Ruination in a stunning 2-110 score. “You have to score once…
Crazy Eights: More Than Just a Card Game
ANN ARBOR– Hopslam finally put one in the win column, thanks in part by great goal-tending from Jeff Phillion and timely scoring from the “Crazy Eights” as they have been dubbed by the media: No. 8 Bob Brock (goal), No.…
Many Things She Said Overheard
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Aventinus marched methodically past St. Anky Beer 3-1 Wednesday night, scoring a goal in each period. Tom Colis (goal, assist) opened the scoring in the first, followed by Nate Greenman’s goal in the second, and defenseman Mark…
Payeur Outlines Animals in Dating Kingdom
ANN ARBOR–Ruination defenseman Sean Payeur helped teammates understand the so-called age ranges in the dating world (often referred to in animal terms) after some confusion arose following Ruination’s 9-2 win over Cleveland Steamers Tuesday night. The lesson began after Payeur…
More or Less Nes for Aventinus
ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Aventinus has jumped out to a quick start with back-to-back wins, including a 6-0 win over Yaks 2 Sunday night. Chris Boulter capped off his triumphant return by scoring early in the first and attracting the fan from…
Brady Hoke Embattled Over ‘Traffic-Gate’
ANN ARBOR–Critics and fans alike were stunned to discover that UM Football coach Brady Hoke has been leading a secret life as New Jersey’s governor. News of this surfaced amid a recent scandal involving the governor and recent allegations that…