SILVER SPRING– The National Weather Service, in a bold statement Saturday, attributed Ruination’s 2-2 tie with Depot Town Stags as “part of a larger trend that clearly points toward Global Warming.” “With the steady rise of temperatures over the last…
American Idol Ann Arbor Tryouts Fizzle
ANN ARBOR– The American Idol franchise hit a new low (note) Wednesday night when its first stop in Ann Arbor failed to produce a single contestant to move into the second round of competition. Contestants consisted of 12 members of…
Win-owiecki… Tie-owiecki
ANN ARBOR–In his triumphant return and swan song game, goalie Ricky Winowiecki pushed through an 0-2 deficit to earn a 2-2 tie for Ashley’s Hopslam Tuesday night versus rival Ice Dogs. “I’m not sure why I’m getting booted out of…
Press Conference Hotbed of Political Correctness
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Ruination beat the Black Bears 1-0 Tuesday night in the decisive Game 3 championship series. Matt Schaefer scored mid-way through the first period, getting the assist from Shawn Lopez and Sean Payeur. Rusty Barron played inspired hockey…
Show Tunes in Aventinus’ Hearts, Heads
ANN ARBOR– “I can’t get that song out of my head!” cried a plaintive Dave Ferguson last week, referring to the Green Acres television theme song. “I can’t get those songs out of my head!” he exclaimed again in last…
Ruination Loss ‘Feels Like Losing Lottery’
ANN ARBOR– General Manager Mark Woods expressed dismay over the last second loss Monday night to the Black Bears 4-5, who managed to extend the championship series to a decisive third game. “Sure would have been nice to have won…