ANN ARBOR- Ashley’s Ruination secured its tenth championship Wednesday after beating the Depot Town Stags 5-1 and completing the 2-0 sweep. Scoring was spread evenly as forwards Tom Angers, Aaron Renberg, Nick Drabicki, Brian Lefevre, and Kyle Jennings each had…
Ruination Top Topes, Manufacture Win
ANN ARBOR– Known throughout the league as the Manufacturing Line, forwards Chris Sutton, Andrew Thompson, and Brian Lefevre dominated play Tuesday night as Ashley’s Ruination topped Ice-o-topes C 6-3. “It feels great to be so productive offensively,” noted Thompson. “We’re…
What a Deal – Lopez Found!
LOS ANGELES– Forward Shawn Lopez, former Ashley’s Ruination star who disappeared under mysterious circumstances, has allegedly resurfaced eighteen months after a nationwide search was called off. Though officials have not entirely confirmed his identity, fans have been buzzing. “It’s him!…
Future Ashley’s Star Is Born
ANN ARBOR– Carter Michael Drabicki (7lbs 7oz) was born January 25. Sources say baby and dad “have or are pooped.” Congratulations to the Drabicki Family!
Hopslam Offense Finally Unchained
RIVERSIDE– After feeling like they’ve been “shackled for years,” Hopslam finally escaped with the help of a healthy dose of offense, beating the Ice Men 5-2 Saturday night and earning their first win since beating Black Ops 9-0 in the…
Better Late Than Ever
ANN ARBOR– Ever for the flair for the dramatic, Ruination waited until literally the last second in order to extend their unbeaten streak to 18 games stretching back to November 4 of last year, and their fifth straight win over…