ANN ARBOR– Residing as president of the Hopslam “United We Stumble” Beer Drinkers club, Brock O’Bobma (Bobby Booey to close friends) stated relief over the election results following Hopslam’s 2-6 loss to open the Winter 2015 season. “We are pleased…
Vella Loses D2 Bid in Oberon Win
ANN ARBOR– Forward John Vella’s bid to play in the D2 League ended in failure Tuesday night after scoring 4 goals, including the game winner late in the third period as Ashley’s Oberon defeated Mott 5-4 in the team’s first…
‘Magic Puck’ Theory Explains Goal
ANN ARBOR– Following Ruination’s 5-3 win over the Yaks B Monday night, experts and witnesses were at a loss to explain the mysterious fifth goal allegedly scored by forward Mark Woods. “That went in?” he asked opposing players after the…
Aventinus Gets Winn
ANN ARBOR– C-League veteran Dave Winn joined Ashely’s Aventinus, providing the offense and defense needed for their 4-0 win Sunday night to start the Winter 2015 campaign. Thanks to Winn, Tom Colis and Nick Lamb each had two goals (two assists…
GM-igan’s Island Requires Coconut Smartphone for Hopslam News
FORT WALTON BEACH– Stranded on a not quite tropical island, GM Mark Woods waited intently for a message to come through the coconut smartphone he cobbled together with palmetto leaves, fishing string, and a half-charged Amazon Fire phone. “The waiting…
Quantum Conundrum in Ruination Win
RUINATION– Amid the celebration of Ruination’s 4-2 win and seventh championship, something of a quantum controversy has scientists and New Age believers excited. “As you can see,” said herbalist Zohar Nabzakian, “the Sutton is in two places at the same…