REDFORD– Following the 2-3 loss Sunday night to North Coast, defenseman Mark Woods discovered that 424,999 of the 425,000 homes have had power restored following the strong storm that surged through Southeastern Michigan Friday evening. His home, it would seem,…
Hopslam-pions!
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Hopslam defeated defending champion St. Anky’s Beer 5-0 Tuesday night to capture its first championship since joining the league. For many of the players like forward Scott Coates, it’s their first cup since 2006, when the team…
Coates Confuses Challege
ANN ARBOR– In the wake of their 2-1 Game 1 victory Sunday night, forward Scott Coates announced that he was entering the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. However, Coates has reportedly misheard or misconstrued the challenge, mistaking it for something else.…
Kenny’s Success Secrets Revealed
ANN ARBOR– The 0-5 loss to the Leafs Wednesday night was a bitter pill for Ashley’s Aventinus to swallow, but forward Ken Coleman took it in stride. When asked what his secret to handling situations with such aplomb, Coleman revealed…
Ricky’s Lake: Frozen Fish Tale
ANN ARBOR– When songs are sung of the heroics of Hopslam’s 11-2 victory of Sasquatch (the same team that beat Hopslam in overtime in last season’s playoffs), there may be many tales to tell, including Shawn Lopez’s first hat trick…
Movie Makes Writing Fun
REDFORD– The drudgery and pressure to attempt writing a humorous article on a game three days past was considerably lightened with the airing of the animated hit movie “How to Train Your Dragon” on FX late Friday night. “I don’t…