ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Aventinus continues to be a tale of two teams, losing another close game Sunday night, this time to Mott FK 1-2. Defenseman Jeff Price scored the team’s lone goal in the second period, tying the game. However,…
Ruination Indicted for Beating
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Ruination turned itself in early Sunday after charges of beating Black Ops with sticks (sometimes known as “twigs” or “switches” depending from which part of the country one hails) Saturday night. According to the team’s doctor, Black…
Hopslam: Suited For Tie
ANN ARBOR– In a back and forth game that saw the return of long time veterans Joe DeRose, Joe Crossno, and Jim Socha, Ashley’s Hopslam finished with a 4-4 tie against Sasquatch. “Sorry for skating like crap,” said DeRose. “I have…
Defenseman Voted Off
ANN ARBOR– In a stunning turn of events Wednesday, the Red Team council (dubbed Ashley’s Aventinus) voted member and defenseman Mark Woods off the island in CBS’s latest installment of Survivor: Iceland. “You miss one game, and you’re out,” lamented…
What About Bob? Hopslam Asks
ANN ARBOR– Questions circulated among teammates following Hopslam’s 4-6 loss to Tope Solo Tuesday night. “Where’s Bob?” asked a concerned and irritable Scott Coates (assist), referring to long-time teammate Bob Brock. Rumors were fueled early in the Summer season when…
Ruination’s Seventeen Scene
REDFORD–Ashley’s Ruination kicked off the fall fashion season with a saucy 7-1 win over Mott Tuesday night. Jon Roklen returned with style, scoring the first goal and accessorizing it with a third period assist. “It’s good to be back,” admitted…