CANTON– R. S. “Scotty” Coates expressed concern over the lack of “contributions” to the dwindling beer fund Thursday, prompting accusations and finger-pointing. “Mike (Leighton)… has already brought beer three times this season,” he declared. “As have Bob (Brock) and I,”…
Goal-gate! Perry Scored, Not Klinesteker!
ANN ARBOR– Contract negotiations took a strange turn when the league office in Toronto announced Thursday that Jen Perry scored the second goal in Aventinus’s 3-2 win Wednesday night versus the Yaks. “I got the assist,” admitted Ginny Klinesteker. When…
Star Forward Yaks About Contract Talks
ANN ARBOR– Ginny “Colonel Klink” Klinesteker improved her contract negotiations bid Wednesday night with her sixth goal of the season as Aventinus took down rival Yaks 3-2. When asked by reporters about the contract offers, she simply replied, “We (Canadian…
Yo’MamaCare Not Successful
ANN ARBOR– Trash talk is a big part of any game plan, but the institutionalization of such has proven controversial ever since the Senate passed the Player Projection of Insults Act (or Yo’MamaCare) in 2011. Results have been at best,…
Ruination Wins… Sorta (But Not)
ANN ARBOR– A depleted Ruination team looked to Hopslam for reserves to little avail as the Blackbears scored at will Tuesday night. The final score (2-12) was a bitter pill to swallow for a team that is usually scoring in…
Coleman: Sibling Rivalry Heats Up
ANN ARBOR– Amid the ashes of the 6-2 torching of the Goaldiggers at the hands of Ashley’s Aventinus, a smoldering sibling rivalry bubbled to the surface as Ron and Daryl Coleman compete for goals and assists. “Daryl always gets the…