ANN ARBOR– For reasons unknown, forward Luke Bell refused to join the Hopslam team for beers at Ashley’s following their 5-3 victory over rival Yaks Saturday night. “I’m already going to be there with a friend,” explained Bell. However, team…
Woods-Barron Tango Up for Score
ANN ARBOR– Dancing with the Star Beer League Edition featured a tango with defenseman Mark Woods and goalie Rusty Barron Saturday night, though the judges were unimpressed, with the Ruination judge giving them 3 while the Mott judge delivered a…
Aventinus Loss Blamed on Korean Car Manufacturer
SOUTHFIELD– Ashley’s Aventinus had its 10-game unbeaten streak end Wednesday night, losing 1-2 to the Ice-o-topes, and leaving the team looking for answers. Defenseman Ron Coleman suggested that the opposing team has “beefed up their line-up,” while others have blamed…
Woods Sends Hopslam to World Series with Split-finger ‘Fast’ Ball
ANN ARBOR–Hopslam is going back to The Show thanks to a 5-0 shutout effort from pitcher Paul Sholtis Tuesday night against the Ice Dogs. Sholtis’s 2.33 ERA and 4-0 record over the last two weeks has earned him league-wide recognition…
Coleman Blending Reality, Fantasy
ANN ARBOR– Teammates expressed concern following Sunday’s 1-1 tie between Aventinus and North Coast that defenseman Ron Coleman has begun “blurring the lines between fiction and reality.” “The trouble really started when Ron thought it would be a good idea…
Hopslam Articles Tough to Write, Work Intrudes
AUBURN HILLS– Beat writer Mark Woods revealed Tuesday that it’s “tough to write articles” while holding down an actual job. “Between working and fighting sleep, it’s all I can do to crank out these reports.” “Dozens of people are counting…