HOPSLAM– Scott Coates gloated as Hopslam raced past Gates 7-2 Saturday night, scoring 3 goals and an assist, including a short-handed goal. Coates made a “painting” motion with each goal, claiming to “add another Coates.” He later claimed that hand…
Head, Butt Puts Coleman on Ice
ANN ARBOR– The highlight (or low light) of the 1-5 Aventinus loss to Ice-o-Topes 2 early Thursday morning was the collision between forward Ken Coleman and referee Luke Hattie. “I don’t know what happened,” said Coleman. Early in the first period,…
Cat-Like Reflexes Saves Bag
ANN ARBOR– Bob Brock moved with lightning-quick, cat-like reflexes Tuesday night after DJ Loney tipped over the cooler, spilling water and ice dangerously close to Brock’s bag and strewn gear. “I’ve never seen him move faster,” said GM Mark Woods.…
Last Second Goal Covers Spread!
ANN ARBOR– In an act of pure heroism mixed with the unbridled spirit of high-stakes sports gambling, forward John Vella absorbed the brunt of a vicious goalie tackle to slam home a last second goal to give Ashley’s Ruination the…
Sports Round-Up
RUINATION– Rusty Barron notched his first shutout of the season in an 8-0 win over Depot Town Stags, in accordance with the prophecy. “It has been foretold,” say the spooky guy in the shadows wearing a velvet robe and speaking…
Boucher’s Best: Beer Brought
ANN ARBOR– Defenseman Ed Boucher saved an otherwise dismal game Wednesday night when he arrived– in dramatic fashion– with the beer. “Where the (bleep) is Ed?” asked a terse teammate, thirsty and frustrated from Aventinus’ 0-3 loss to bitter rival…