Ruination Right at Home

ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Ruination picked up where they left off last Spring with a 5-1 win over Black Ops Tuesday night to open the Fall campaign. Defenseman Sean Payeur had a goal and two assists and 16 minutes in penalties before…

Grizzly Witt Tames Cubs

ANN ARBOR–From the misty mountains far to the West came a man– a mountain man– who would tame the frozen waters of the Great Lakes. Gary “Grizzly” Witt dropped in two goals in a stunning comeback victory as Hopslam defeated…

Non-Flushers Spark Geopolitical Rant

ANN ARBOR–The “go-to” bowl may be the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, CA come January, but in September prior to Aventinus’s opening game with the Goal Diggers, it’s the one that’s been flushed and at least ostensibly clean. Such bowls, however,…

North Korean Propaganda Eases Pain of Loss

PYONGYANG–“Hard work from honest hands makes our country great, our spirit full,” official reports from Pyong Yang’s propaganda mill stated following Ruination’s 4-8 loss to the Ypsi Aces in Monday’s semi-final match-up. “We have proven our valor and superior fighting…

Shaun of the Red

ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Ruination fought off a zombie-like performance from the Black Bears to win 8-3 Thursday night and advance to the semi-finals of the Summer 2013 season. Matt Schaefer poured in four goals while Sean Payeur added a goal and…