ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Hopslam (10-5) slammed Gates Maidens & Men & Mott and John (figuratively and literally) Saturday night 7-1, reaching double digit victories for the first time in recent memory (and quite possibly ever). Mike Leighton had a goal, 3…
Aventinus: All In, All Win
ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Aventinus (9-3-3) earned its first winning season after dismantling North Coast 5-1 Wednesday night. The team jumped out to a 3-0 with two goals coming from Steven Golmbisky and never looked back. “Score early, score often,” said defenseman…
‘Goal-Gate’ Blown Wide Open
TORONTO–League officials uncovered a goal-laundering scandal late Tuesday night when video evidence clearly showed forward Shawn Lopez scored the first goal against the Ice-o-tops, giving him the hat trick for the night. “I noticed some people missing some points from…
Ruination Dump Steamers
ANN ARBOR–It took the entire game, but Ashley’s Ruination (8-4) topped Cleveland Steamers 4-3 Tuesday night to win their fifth straight game since a close loss to Goon Squad back in April. The team has gone undefeated for the entire…
Beer Reason for Winning, Hopslam
ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Hopslam (9-5) won their second game in the Post-Schaefer era with goal production from an inspired Shawn Lopez and Scott Coates, who each had two for the night. Ever humble, Coates made no mention of the game. “All…
Blame Game, Aventinus Not Digging Goals Against
ANN ARBOR–Ashley’s Aventinus (8-3-3) lost to the Goaldiggers 1-3, leaving the team to search for reasons. “The team was real tired,” offered goal-tender Paul Sholtis. “So, we lost.” “We decided to blame the loss on Daryl (Coleman),” said defenseman Ron…