Ashley’s Hopslam (6-3) continue their streak with their third straight win, beating Cubs AC 4-1 Saturday night with only eight skaters. “Where is everybody?” asked center Scott Coates. “Where were you last game?” asked Bob Brock to Coates. Coates, who…
Ops Distracted, Wanted to Keep Watching Star Wars
Ashley’s Ruination (4-4) fell behind early in the first period before coming back to beat Black Ops 4-2 Saturday night on Stadium Ice. Winger Sean McGrath entered the game, making an immediate impact, scoring on a power play goal. McGrath…
Love Conquers All: Aventinus, Leafs
Ashley’s Aventinus (5-1-2) got its first shut out, though was not able to overcome questionable reffing as the game ended in a 0-0 tie Wednesday night against the Leafs. Goaltender Ryan “Seacrest” Bidwell dazzled the crowd with save after save,…
Cricket Chorus from Goon Bench
Ashley’s Ruination (3-4) dropped a close game Tuesday night, falling 1-2 to Goon Squad, but sent a message that generated indignation. “What a douche bag,” someone from the G-Squad bench proclaimed. The incident prompting the response included a collision with…
Brock O’Beerma Tramples Constitution’s 21st Amendment
The trouble began shortly after most of the players filtered their way into the changing room before Tuesday’s game against Gates. It was discovered that there would be no beer waiting for the Hopslam team following the game. “I’m not…
Finely-Aged Aventinus Tastes of Victory
Ashley’s Aventinus (5-1-1) continued its hot streak, going unbeaten in their last four games, including Sunday night’s 4-2 victory over Goon Squad. “This was far and away our best game,” said winger Jeff Phillion. “We looked like a team that…