ANN ARBOR– Despite a deep thigh bruise suffered early last week, goaltender Matt Okray shook off what he called “boredom” to blank St. Anky Beer, as Hopslam earned a 5-0 win Saturday night. “Matt’s our goalie, and that Okray by…
Ricky Tricky DJ Biz
ANN ARBOR– Look out, Nectarine! There’s a new dance party in town, thanks to DJ Tricky Ricky Winowiecki and his 80’s inspired set list. “Brilliant! Inspired!” said fans following the party. Using a new business model known as the “Flash”…
Depot Town Brought Down Despite Plea
ANN ARBOR–The Depot Town Stags suffered a 1-4 loss to Ashley’s Ruination Saturday, thanks to newcomer Bruce Conner’s game-winner, despite specifically asking Conner not to bring the team down. After repeated accusations of staying out late with his so-called “fancy” friends,…
New Skaters Hoping Checks Bounce
ANN ARBOR– Tom Colis scored the lone goal for Aventinus as they were routed by the Ice-o-topes D2 team 1-5 Wednesday night. The third straight loss had newcomers Jon Hwang, Robert Texeira, and Kenny Schmidt wondering if joining the team…
Hopslam Sizzles Over Steamers
HOPSLAM– Ryan Williams scored two goals Tuesday night as Hopslam steamed Cleveland 4-1. The defending champs claimed fatigue as the reason. “We were just pooped,” said team captain D. Sanchez. Coach Urban “Dictionary” Meyer, however did not accept that as…
Rusty Not Dusty, Ops Out of Scoring
ANN ARBOR–Following a four-month hiatus that featured a soul-searching trip to Peru where he ingested ayahuasca under the supervision of Peruvian shamans, Rusty Barron returned to action, pitching a shutout as Ashley’s Ruination won 7-0 Tuesday night against Black Ops.…