ANN ARBOR– Whispers speaking of Leftist revolution have floated around for decades in one form or another, but rumors turned to allegations Saturday after evidence linking Thompson’s Pizza forward Bob Weymouth to a subversive socialist “bowler” group dedicated to “strikes”…
Nightmare Sports Weekend Soothed by Hopslam
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Hopslam was perhaps the lone bright spot in what was otherwise a string of unfortunate events taking place over the weekend. The team overcame a late-arriving goaltender to defeat the Ice Dogs 4-1 Saturday, getting goals from…
Red Hot Aventinus to Join NHL in Frozen Atlanta
ATLANTA– NHL officials confirmed Thursday morning that Ashley’s Aventinus will become the newest expansion franchise, filling the gap left behind when the Thrashers moved to Winnipeg in 2011. “This is a move that just makes sense,” said GM Mark Woods.…
The Bell Tolls for Sasquatch
ANN ARBOR– As stoic as a Hemingway character and as brash as each and every member of Metallica, Luke Bell sounded the alarm for a lumbering Sasquatch comeback bid, scoring 2 goals and assisting on a third to pull away…
Sholtis Named First GoldSchmeckelMensch
ANN ARBOR– Goaltender Paul Sholtis stopped all shots but one in a 2-1 win over the Black Bears Tuesday night to earn MVP honors in what has become one of the most compelling rivalries in C-league hockey. Matt Schaefer and…
Macklemore Performs, Queen Latifah Marries Aventinus
ANN ARBOR– Prior to the performance of “Same Love” by Macklemore for the 56th Grammy Awards, featuring Madonna and Queen Latifah orchestrating a wedding between 33 couples, the artists engaged in a rehearsal of sorts, performing the same song and…