ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Ruination plan to compete with Verizon, AT&T, and other wireless providers for nationwide coverage proved unsuccessful, resulting in a 1-4 loss to Topes C Tuesday night. “I honestly thought that if we put Kyle (Polack) in Las…
Aventinus Holds Star Mott Player Scoreless
ANN ARBOR– In a true total team effort, Ashley’s Aventinus held star D2 skater Cody Travis without a goal in their semi-final match-up Sunday night. “Try as he might, there was no way he was scoring a goal,” said a…
Philosopher Brings Ruination Win
ANN ARBOR–Who would have thought that a philosopher who brought Western Civilization the idea of the superman– or ubermensch— could also be Superman in goalie pads, bringing a 5-3 win for Ashley’s Ruination Tuesday night? “How Nietzsche could write something as bold…
Strange Exchange at Pop Concert
PINE KNOB– A brief and awkward exchange took place Saturday night between teammates Nick Lamb and Ginny Klinesteker, prompting standers-by to remark on the event, just one day before Aventinus’s thrilling shootout victory (3-2). The event took place at DTE…
Defenseman Sets Back US-Canadian Relations Several Weeks
ANN ARBOR– Defenseman Mark Woods inadvertently set back US-Canadian relations by several weeks with an errant comment following a check that sent him to the ice, hitting his head in Ruination’s 6-1 win over Depot Town Stags Tuesday night. “All…
AshleysGate Exposed!
ANN ARBOR– In a shocking development early Monday, reports claim the Ashley’s Ruination-Hopslam rivalry game was in fact a staged marketing ploy from none other than the Anheuser-Busch Brewing Company and the Buffalo Wild Wings Grill & Bar. Emails thought…