ANN ARBOR– The controversy over legendary comedian Bill Cosby continued as several Hopslam players were forced to defend themselves against allegations of engaging in illegal copyright infringements– transferring Cosby’s vinyl record albums to cassette, or “taping,” following their 3-3 tie with the…
Fake Laughter, Real Tears
RUINATION– Every team in the C-league with the exception of the Black Bears cheered Tuesday night after Ruination notched a 3-0 win over Trend Millwork, essentially guaranteeing a move to the B-League for the Winter 2015 season. Noting that this…
Moustaches Twirled All Weekend
RUINATION– Calling the performance “uninspired,” Austin Feeney finished with a goal and assist while fellow teammate Tim Bredernitz dropped in three goals and an assist as Ashley’s Ruination beat the Depot Town Stags 6-1 Saturday night. Despite the win, Sean…
Hole-y Goalies!
HOPSLAM– Scott Coates scored four goals in the 9-7 win against Sasquatch Tuesday night, earning praise and commentary from fellow teammates. “He’s slow, he can’t or won’t stop or skate backwards, and he has nothing but complaints about everything from…
Diving and Dollars Weekend Extravaganza
HOPSLAM– Defenseman Steve Gorham had the audacity to fall after receiving a rough shove from Ice Dog James Marshall late in the third period of Hopslam’s 4-4 tie Saturday. He received an unsportsmanlike conduct for diving, and sentenced to three…
Ashley’s GM Finds New Player Prospects at Joe Louis Arena
DETROIT– Ashley’s GM Mark Woods finished his hiatus at Camp Redford with a hockey game from the rival “National” Hockey League Friday night, watching the Red Wings defeat the New Jersey Devils 4-2 at Joe Louis Arena. Woods said that…