ANN ARBOR– Ken Coleman sat back in his post-game rocking chair and provided homespun tales of hockey glory past Wednesday night following the 4-1 win for Aventinus. “He has a real knack for saying just the right thing at just…
Trump to Run for League Director
ANN ARBOR– Much speculation surrounding the 2016 election for the A2 Ice Cube League Director was answered Thursday when Donald Trump announced his plans to run against incumbent Abe Colwell in November. “This league needs a change, and the Donald…
Ashley’s Clothing Store Offers Ties
ANN ARBOR– Ashley’s Clothing Store announced early Thursday that it now offers a new clothing option– ties! “We’re happy to announce that we have all the ties you need,” said haberdasher Mark Woods. The 5-5 collection features ties from Ruination…
Product Placement Added in Ruination Interview
ANN ARBOR–Defenseman Mark Woods expressed relief and joy after Ruination’s 3-2 win Saturday night. “It’s a good team win,” said Woods. Media speculation of this being Woods’s “last rodeo” has been largely fueled by questions of his age, decreased goal…
Okray Enjoys Sociopolitical Posturing
DETROIT–Goaltender Matt Okray sat silently bemused in the Olympia Room following Miller-Canfield White’s 14-18 loss to Miller-Canfield Navy Thursday night at Joe Louis Arena as he watched while several teammates jockeyed for social dominance. Following opening statements wherein each player…
Weight of Championship Bearing Down
ANN ARBOR– Success can come at a hefty price, and the pressures to maintain that success increases steadily. This was evident in the locker room following Aventinus’s 4-0 win over the Goaldiggers Wednesday night. “It’s getting really hard,” said winger…